Ok.... my friend and I were talking the other day about our boys. Now that they are big 5th graders they get the big sex education class..... We were talking about how different it is with boys, I was telling her it was easy with Steph. My friend proceeded to tell me that she was driving one day and her son and his friend were in the back seat. They were talking about animals and her son mentioned something about breeding. The other little boy said, "What is that?" She listened to see how he would explain it............. Then, her son said, It is where the boy animal sticks his wee wee in the girl. She said it was hard to keep a straight face, keep driving and pretend not to hear. Then the other little boy said, "I know something even grosser than that! Humans do it to!" She said she didn't know how she was going to make it without busting out laughing......
Ok then today, Dallas and a friend were riding to our house after school. They were talking about their birthdays. Dallas' is tomorrow and his friend is the 15th. They were laughing about their mom's ages. They said they would just reverse my 42 and I would be 24! Steph would be 61 and so on. Then I said tomorrow it won't matter for Dallas he will still be 11.... He was like dude I'm gonna be 11 I thought I was gonna be 10! LOL>>>>> (doesn't that sound like a line from an 80's movie?)
Tomorrow will be busy...... I need to go get Dallas' Birthday gift.... Steph is going to another homecoming, so of course gotta do hair..... And Dallas is having a birthday dinner and invited uncle Mike and his family :) For his birthday dinner he wants................ a turkey dinner...... so, yeah mom will be busy!!!
Well........... my week is going to end crazy too! At least I haven't locked myself out or lost anymore shirts......... or even gotten stuck in the mud!!! :)
Speaking of Lost................... Am I the only one lost??? I guess I will be lost till the final episode. Is Jack really under water? I can't wait till next week when we see the rest of the crew! Do you think Michael and his son will be back? And where are all the kids and the French lady, where is her daughter? See, I am so confused! LOL........ oh well, I know that is nothing new! Let me know if you have it figured out!
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No, I'm lost too...I think we'll be lost through the whole series. But that's what makes us keep coming back for more!!! I don't want it to ever end!
Hope Dallas had a good b-day. He's soo funny!
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